1. The Tooth Fairy with a moustache
2. Tooth Fairy’s brother – the Easter Bunny with anger management issues
3. Prince Charming and his Men in Green
4. Santa Clause and his elves from the north – minus the pole
5. Puff the Magic Dragon who has been chatting up the Ambassador
6. The Ambassador
7. The Ambassador’s cat
And so the buck will pass, down a list of imaginary suspects.
Meanwhile, our Tooth Fairy digs in to his sack of rotting teeth for evidence, which supposedly will expose Lasantha for the “double-agent” he was. This, of course will completely justify why he had to be bumped off.
Seriously, does this government think that all it’s citizens are 5 years old?
Personally, I think it’s a tossup between the Tooth Fairy and the cat. Although the cat probably understands the concept of media freedom better.