Quitting My Job

by Delilah

 I’m quitting my job.

Going to work for AIG.

Where, I can contribute to the greatest corporate loss in history – a whopping 61 billion dollars in one quarter only.

Still, I know it’ll be ok because the Federal Reserve would inevitably come to the rescue and toss in a 170 billion or so of American tax payer’s money.

Just so that I can get my slice of the $450 million bonus pie.

How on earth did bankruptcy become the new black?