Quitting My Job
I’m quitting my job.
Going to work for AIG.
Where, I can contribute to the greatest corporate loss in history – a whopping 61 billion dollars in one quarter only.
Still, I know it’ll be ok because the Federal Reserve would inevitably come to the rescue and toss in a 170 billion or so of American tax payer’s money.
Just so that I can get my slice of the $450 million bonus pie.
How on earth did bankruptcy become the new black?